Meet Wayne

I thought I would give some information about the lovely little town where we filmed our movie. Wayne, Nebraska is home to Wayne State College and also The Coffee Shoppe where we filmed all our coffee shop scenes. Wayne has a lot of things that residents are familiar with but to the world at large, Wayne is probably best known for Roger Van, the town florist. Mr. Van is not known because of his floral arrangements, as great as they no doubt were, but mostly for his talent at piercing another man's scrotum. You see, Roger Van sexually tortured a man in the flower shop dungeon.

Jonathan Gregory Cooper, a Houston man, got in touch with Van over the internet and they hashed out a plan where Van would be his "master" and there would be "no limits" to what he could do. Cooper also, in one of those moments that make you slap yourself on the forehead later, said he may want and try to escape but Van should not let him. Van, being the trusting fellow that he is, took Cooper at his word and, in my opinion, lived up to his end of the bargain swimmingly. Cooper, on the other hand, eventually got tired of the floggings, clothespins, hot wax, shavings, beatings, anal penetrations, and scrotum injections. Not surprisingly he had trouble convincing Jerry Marshall ( another "master" at the flower shop) that despite getting exactly what he asked for, to the letter, he was being held against his will. It appears nobody could tell who was just playing their role and who was serious. I find it all tremendously amusing, but that may be because some profound part of my humanity has withered and died. Dead or not, funny is funny!

In what had to have been the most entertaining conversation ever, Cooper finally convinced Marshall to help him escape after which he turned them both in. It's just hard to please some people.

This whole episode had to include, at one point, the following occurence: Roger Van gives flowers to somebody so they can give them to their loved one to express there devotion, and then goes into his sex dungeon to inject saline into a frightened man's ballsack. Romance is so versatile.

So, anyway, that's Wayne, Nebraska. Home of Wayne State College, Chicken Days, and of course, sexual torture.