There is a pig predator loose in Bushnell, Florida (yes, that Bushnell, Florida). He is armed only with a garden hoe and dark intentions. As a pig-cult leader I fear that my minions in the greater Bushnell area may be in grave danger. I am putting the cult on lock-down until this madman is caught. Until then, I leave these words of advice, my acolytes: If you see a guy strolling around town with a garden hoe, run! If he was a gardener he would be in a garden. He's no gardener! He means to rough up pigs and all who love them!
Godspeed, brothers.
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