Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Goat-sucker?

The hairless raccoon incident in Kentucky makes clear that any bald, ugly creature that a person sees is immediately branded a chupacabra regardless of whether it has goat-sucked. This being the case, I'd like to nominate a new possible chupacabra.

A bald, ugly, bloodthirsty creature was recently discovered in Arizona and it raises an interesting possibility. Could Jared Loughner be a chupacabra?



Scientists will have to do blood tests to decide what he is. He may just be a coyote with mange.

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