I have not what you seek

Most of my traffic now seems to come through variously-punctuated google searches of the phrase "It's like a crime-scene in my pants." Assuming (and hoping) it's the same person every time, I have to admire your diligence. I'm not really sure what you are after, I provided a link to the phrase's use in the movie No Strings Attached in this link. If you're just looking for a general discussion of the line's merits I don't think your going to find that here. I'm kind of surprised you keep clicking on the link to my blog only to be disappointed again and again. Keep up the good fight, though. It's your life.