Somewhat related to the bloodsucker phenomenon is the goatsucker phenomenon:
I once thought I saw the chupacabra near my mailbox but after shooting it six times I realized it was the mailman. I now think, perhaps I immediately jumped to a fairly drastic conclusion. I know my lawyer sure thinks I did.
That reminds me, Mr. Ladonski twitched his finger for the first time in 10 years about a month ago. Walking again can't be too far away. If I was allowed to go near him ever again I would congratulate him. I'm hoping once he starts walking again the mail bombs will stop coming to my house.
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