Warning: The following video is the equivalence of two tabs of acid

As the steward of this blog I watched all 10:02 seconds of this video. Around minute 8:00 I started hallucinating.




 I also noticed that this video of John Pertwee saying "Splink!" for ten minutes has about as many views on youtube as the movie Jack's Living Dead Girl which I helped make. This fact makes me hate every breathing thing populating the earth. Yes, even the loris...Especially the loris!

If you just watched that video, I will remind you that Jack's Living Dead Girl is available on this blog in it's splendiferous entirety. And it's a good way to wash the John Pertwee out of your mouth. It's too late for me, his cries of  "Splink" will haunt me long into the future, but there is still a chance for you. Just click on the post entitled "Watch the fucking movie" and act accordingly.

By Jove, a nugget of splink!

Hey folks. It's me again. I've turned up another usage of splink. It turns out it's also a word that Dr. Who used to shout at kids at on the sidewalk  in order to terrify them into crossing the road safely:



It's also a good idea to keep an eye out for Jon Pertwee when you're crossing the street. If you see him across the street, stay where you are. If he's on the same sidewalk as you, splink be damned, you haul ass across that street. If anything, the fact that Jon Pertwee is dead make this advice all the more compelling.

Thanks Ron!

Hey folks. Here is another video on your favorite (apparently) topic: Arts and crafts!

Mr. Ron On Rescue discusses the worry we all have: Being impaled by our knitting needles.



He's right, of course. If your socks can't wait until the end of a car ride to be knitted, something has gone wrong in the way you are apportioning your time.

You know a safe time to knit? While watching Jack's Living Dead Girl, all of which can be found on this blog! Happy knitting!